Sorry I’m late, I was busy watching YouTube videos about astrology and numerology.
Part of me wishes I were kidding but part of me also is glad I’m not.
I think the main reason why I like astrology (and talking about it) is that it’s a fun litmus test to find out if the person you’re talking is an entirely humorless human being. There’s something very satisfying about going on a date that you know is not going to go well, casually bringing up astrology, and having my suspicions confirmed when the guy treats me like a total moron for reading my horoscope.
I have more thoughts about personality tests and astrology and numerology but it’s past midnight and I’m too tired to expand on it, but just you wait… One of these one hundred days I might just surprise you with a thought-out post.